I Caught an Eli!

One Morning, I woke up and Eli was right next to my bed with a spider glue board on his wrist. I had caught an Eli. A few weeks later, this happened. Somehow, he rolled over onto a spider glue trap and it stuck to his hair. I wanted to cut it out, but he told me, "No! We leave that for the professionals." In order for him to not cut his hair, I told him that only the professionals can cut hair. Needless to say, it was quite an ordeal trying to convince him that this was the only way to remove the trap from his poor little head.